Vine by Cersei
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY
If it had farted any harder I think it might’ve levitated for a second
This is how real teenage boys talk actually
"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."
More evidence of the New World Order. The planets align above the pyramids of Egypt, they find a crystal pyramid at the bottom of the ocean, and now this, and people are still so blind to the fact that we are being lied to everyday. Wake up america.
the illuminati dunked the sun that’s impressive
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
there are people who havent seen the comic that inspired sweet bro and hella jeff and thats sad
Ohhhh my GODDDDD
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
Current mood: Elmo getting a manicure
If this isn’t a good enough reason to buy smash 4.
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey